So it's 1:16 in the A.M. I'm talking to Alex on gchat. I've been feeling very strange lately. I can't explain it, so I thought maybe trying to write it out might help a bit.

Well, you see, it feels like...

Okay. Let x=my soul. And let y=a fluffy cat.

So it feels kinda like x;y. ";" is the new mathematical symbol for "smothered by". But y is fat. And angry.

But that's not what it really feels like at all.